If you’ve worked in corporate America or for the government, you’ve no doubt encountered your fair share of corporate buzzwords. Where I work, it was so bad at one point that during our (informal) morning meetings, I used to hand out bingo cards so we could play that classic game of “corporate buzzword bingo” (no, I’m not making this up).

Well, somebody tipped off my wife to a site that has a “corporate gibberish generator” that just has to be seen to be believed! You type in a company name and it spits out – as the name implies – corporate gibberish. Here’s just a short sample:

MyCompany practically invented the term “paradigms”. It comes off as unbelievable, but it’s true! Without applications, you will lack versioning. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We will morph the term “C2B2B”. We understand that if you embrace intuitively then you may also mesh intuitively. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We have come to know that it is better to redefine virally than to iterate magnetically. Without research and development, you will lack iteration. A company that can implement correctly will (at some point) be able to engage faithfully.

And I’ve read actual documents that are almost exactly that ridiculous! The corporate gibberish generator – check it out!

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